Description

A divided nation has a ludicrous new hope.

Epic teen adventure. Wry teacher narrator. Blistering satire.

Dear Reader,

If you are timid, gullible, or seeking a fluffy romance, please find another story. But for the brave and bold, get ready to dive into a world where divisive knuckleheads have plunged Island Nation Schools into unparalleled lunacy. Here, the rivalry between the Puddin' Heads and the Sweeties is an absolute madhouse.

Meet Blaze Union, a spirited fourteen-year-old Puddin' Head. She's been reprimanded for resisting MegaCorp book bans, survived spoon combat training, and faced the wrath of Sweeties. Expelled for playing soccer and guitar with "large" hands, Blaze has had enough.

Against all odds, Blaze becomes the Puddin' Heads' beacon of hope. Her nemesis? The "supreme" prime minister, a man with tiny hands and an insatiable appetite for division. But with nothing to lose, Blaze is determined to overhaul this crazy system.

If you've ever dreamed of challenging a ludicrous system, this is the epic journey for you. Catapult into a whirlwind of whackadoodle schools, sensational showdowns, and a quest for liberation like no other. And don't forget your spoon helmet-you're going to need it.

Spoons up Heigi hooga

W.T. Kosmos

Praise for Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools

2023 American Book Fest, Fiction Book Award: Humor/Comedy/Satire, Finalist

2023 Mark Twain Book Award, Humor/Satire, Finalist

"Gloriously absurd... delightfully funny... larger than life."

- Kirkus Reviews

"An absolutely hilarious story that had me laughing at the odd behaviors presented in every chapter... The perfect book for those of you who may look around and ask, 'Is divisiveness becoming as absurd as I think it is?'"

- Reader Views

"A unique and imaginative work of satire."

- Literary Titan

"An original and fun read from cover to cover."

- Midwest Book Review

"Highly conversational, this is a tale that reads with ease."

- Reedsy Discovery

"A sensational tale."

- The Book Commentary

for ages 12 to 128